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Grundology 

n. - The study of the Grundle. May include the study of the immediate area surrounding the grundle and the grundle's inter-organal relationship to said areas, the areas in this case being the testes and anus. Modern Grundology tends to place a strong emphasis on the relationship between the individual's grundle and the grundles of the world, seeking to reach that harmonious balance between and within each grundle. Studies show that someday in the not-too-distant future the grundles of the world may actually reach a certain level of homeostasis, leading to ultimate grundle enlightenment and allignment with the big grundle in the sky.
*note* Grundology is not to be confused with Grundolocism, which is the worship of the grundle and all that is holy about said area.
"Hey, what are you going to major in at college?"
"I was leaning towards Spanish, but I hear the field of Grundology is gaining a great amount of fame, so I might switch the focus of my major to Grundology with a minor in Inter-Grundular relations."

"His grundle is sending out menacing vibrations."

"How do you say 'grundle' in Korean?"
-"It's just 'grundle.' It doesn't translate. The grundle is universal . . . it's the same in all languages."

"Do grundles come in different sizes?"
-"Yes. Black people have the biggest grundles."
Grundology by RaulChavez June 20, 2006
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Guidology 

The study of the Jersey Shore cast to learn the dialect and how to act.
Shane studies guidology so he knows how to make his hair into a blowout, and what ed hardy to wear.
Guidology by 342fsaf May 16, 2011
Related Words
to err or botch in hilarious fashion; to mean well and screw up comically
"Dude, Phil totally grundoloed his housing situation for next year."

"What happened?"

"Well... he forgot to hand in the forms before the deadline... then he missed the e-mail alerts telling him he had to respond or he would lose his spot... then he botched the appeal forms... now he has to live off campus next year."
grundolo by Der Dumpy February 22, 2008

Grandmology 

The study of sexy or gilf grandmothers. Specifically how far your head can go into her hoo ha. If she gotta fat dumper stick it in the rumper.
Chad- " Yeah Im a Grandmology Major, its pretty intense I can barely keep my grades up"
Thad- "Drools on the ground and clunks his rocks together"
Grandmology by Dildo Baggens August 4, 2019

Guidology 

The study of the cast Jersey Shore to speak their dialect and to dress in their fashion.
Shane studies guidology every week so he knows how to behave and dress for the weekend.
Guidology by dfadad2qdx May 2, 2011

Gronkology 

Gronkology the best fantasy league in this hospital, yo!
Gronkology by Breesy_RN July 31, 2018

Gunkology 

the creative salvation of outdated concepts of label, convention and division. In unifying new ideas and embracing a paradoxical melting pot of influences it creates space in familiar shapes.
What the gunk is gunkology?!?
Gunkology by stillinmarvinsroom April 29, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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