Grompus

Grompus is a real boy with an attitude. A true legend amongst real gamers. You see him on any game, you'll probably win.

Person1: Yo who's Grompus?
Person2: SHHHH! Thoust can't speak the name of the lord aloud thust he smite us down for blasphemy.

by Grompus January 3, 2019

Grompus

A real Stewart. He's a Lone wolf and travels by night

STEWWWAAAARTTTTT. YES IT IS I STEWART GROMPUS

by §ßđķł September 16, 2022

Grumpus

A terminally grumpy person, often genetic. Can be modified for various states of grumpitity.

Cheer up, don't be such a Grumpus!

That Grumpus has been growling at me for hours.

A Slumpus (A sleepy Grumpus)

A Lumpity Grumpus (A lumpier than average Grumpus)

by Dar123 January 2, 2009

grumpustiltskin

A person who is constantly grumpy, or occasionally suffering from a very high level of grumpiness.

A grumpustiltskin, is a term used for a major grumpus.

(No link whatsoever to Rumpelstiltskin)

"I've been trying to talk to her all night but she has a face like a slapped arse, what a grumpustiltskin!"

"Mate, how's it going....

Fuck off,
OOOOOOHHHH alright grumpustiltskin"

by nwest1 September 9, 2012

Gompus

backwoods, rural country , boondocks

I got lost in the gompus. The gompus is like being lost in a forest.

by Florida Native September 23, 2012

Gromps

A combination of a glomp and a grope. An aggresive tackle hug, usually involving sexual touching.

Real world:
A rushes at B, jumping upon B, grabbing randomly at B's butt and sexual organs.

by Pirogoeth July 22, 2003

grumpuss

a legendary mythical beast renowned for it's grumpy disposition

dude you're being such a grumpuss today

by freggles March 18, 2011