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An onomatopoeia generally expressed by cartoon characters normally after they get hurt or by grumpy people.
After stepping on a nail, the old grumpy man from the library let the word "grompf" escape from his wrinkled tiny mouth.
Grompf by Elizaazile December 15, 2008
Words you can keep
an expression with near-endless possible uses
Person 1: "When you grompf"
Person 2: "grompf"

OR

Person 1: "grompf"
Person 2: "gropmf"
grompf by grompfmaster69 June 1, 2019
Related Words
The sound made by the "catcher" when the "pitcher" inadvertently enters the "wrong" orifice.
She let out a loud, muffled grumpf into the pillow when he slipped out and entered the one-way back street!
Grumpf by Backstroke May 11, 2014

Gromfruit 

Jesus I can’t take it anymore, Gromfruit again! He costs me so much time!
Gromfruit by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023
To eat. In particular, to eat quickly and without self-control.
I'd planned to eat only one biscuit, but in the end I gromphed the entire packet.
Gromph by JohnTheLutheran September 21, 2009
Being both grumpy and comfy at the same time.
Wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito and get grompy
Grompy by ragnarokette May 14, 2020
A cinematic term describing any change request made by an art director that is niggling, insignificant, unnoticeable or completely unrealistic to complete given the time allotted.
This gromple is a complete waste of time.
Gromple by QCpewper March 12, 2011
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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