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A person who sucks all of the dick.

ALL, the dick.
He/Shes such a Grobler, they literally suck ALL the dick
Grobler by MdgH October 25, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Grobler, a theif, someone who takes items not belonging to them without permission from the owner.
Damn, some grobler has stolen my phone, that cost me like 700 bucks!
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grobler effect 

a person cursed with the effect of no bitches, no hoes, no mommy, and most definitely no milkies
Ayo, this guy gets no hoes!
Yeah, he got the grobler effect bro.
grobler effect by bigsexyfart November 8, 2021
Grobled (verb)
/'gro•bōld/

The act of getting your grade dunked on due to the pettiest and most insignificant details by a pompous and unlikeable man known as Mr. (not Dr.) Grobler.
Student 1: "How did the PDR go yesterday?"
Student 2: "Man, we got absolutely Grobled."
Grobled by Capstoner55 November 29, 2022

Howlers and Growlers 

Disorderly, loud, crazy seeming people.
The Howlers and Growlers were kicked out of the bar after the ballgame.

Growler at the gate 

A dump. A turd ready to come out.
Hey, any idea where there's a quiet bathroom? I got a growler at the gate
Growler at the gate by jennaress August 25, 2008

Sweet Saskatchewan Growler 

When a girl with a mouthful of maple syrup is being tea-bagged by a man in a flannel button down while he inserts a mini hockey stick into her hairy, unkempt vagina.
Dude....my friend Lauren was involved in a Sweet Saskatchewan Growler (SSG) with her husband. He had maple syrup on his nuts for a week!
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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