Grippington

A slang term meaning an extremely long time; an exaggerated version of the term “a grip,” used to emphasize that something feels like it’s been forever.

“Man, I haven’t seen you in a smooth little grippington—it feels like a whole lifetime went by.”

Grippington by chaseb46 March 17, 2026

Grimmington Bears

An utterance to be heard when one experiences a situation that is the epitome of hairy horrid. Should one ever find oneself in such a situation, one may be said to have been visited by the Bears Grimmington.

The collective noun varies between a Smack of Grimmington Bears and a Creep of Grimmington Bears, dependent upon the suddenness of the horrid occuring.

Example 1;
Person 1: "You seen what time it is???"
Person 2: "Yea its like 4AM, we've been gaming for hours"
Person 1: "Oh Grimmington Bears"
Person 2: "Lolwut"

Example 2;
Person 1: "Did you just see me stack that 360 just now?"
Person 2: "Yea, looked like you were visited by a smack of Grimmington Bears"

Example 3;
Person 1: "Dude, I had such a good wet dream about your sister last night."
Person 2: "That's just sick, you really need to see a specialist"
Person 1: "Yea, when I woke up though, I whole creap of Grimmington Bears were huddled around the foot of my bed"

Grimmington Bears by Ewok500 September 23, 2010

gimpington 

Somebody who participates in the art of gimping or just a complete tosser

He was the Gimpington at Turners S&M last night, Turner is a Gimpington

gimpington by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

Gimpington port stanely 

Much like a gimpington but more of a cunt

Your a right gimpington port stanely!

Gimpington port stanely by Richingtpnajp June 11, 2009

rippington 

Taking a phat rip of the penjamin

Kyle did you just take a rippington?

rippington by Hardian August 26, 2023

The Rippingtons

A smooth jazz ensemble with a revolving door of musicians, with Russ Freeman as the only entity of continuity. The Rippingtons lasted from 1985 to 2020. It featured Kenny G, Dave Koz, Jeff Kashiwa, Gregg Karukas, Kim Stone, Eric Marienthal, Kirk Whalum, and much much more. The Rippingtons take their inspiration from the United State, Japan, Spain, The Caribbean, Native America, the Sahara, and other places around the world. Their mascot is the Jazz cat.

When I listen to The Rippingtons I feel like I'm traveling out west to Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, New Mexico, Arizona, and California on a road trip.

The Rippingtons by Viscount Druitt March 10, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019