Griphin

A Dooche, a fag, fat, man slut

look theres santa clause! cough cough FATTY!!!!!
griphin

by cant say its too much March 23, 2009

Gripkin

A gripkin is the act of using ones own hand to capture some of the gas as it is being passed out of ones own ass. This can be accomplished with or without cloths. The purpose is so that one can better smell the fragrance of ones own fart, however sometimes the purpose is to share the smell with a friend.

Jimpy always gets a kick out of surprising me by delivering a fresh gripkin to my face. Lucky for me he has a small hand!

by Beetle Jenkins December 18, 2012

grippin the goblin

To furiously beat your penis off.

Michael: Hey wanna play basketball chanhlor?
Chanhlor: Nah man im too busy grippin the goblin

by GoblinGripper April 29, 2016

pussy gripping

When a girl's vagina is so incredibly tight that it is visible during sex. Her pussy lips stretch around the penis. The lips visibly get pushed in with each thrust and are pulled out when a cock is sliding out. Look it up on PornHub, it's a thing.

Guy 1: Dude, Melissa is so short and petite. I bet her pussy is so tight it grips.
Guy 2: I fucked her a while ago. My cock got a good pussy gripping. But not after I was done.

by nooooooope April 2, 2016

On The Gripping Hand

A ternary logic used when you are dealing with three equally unpleasant alternatives rather than two; the third (gripping) hand being dominant or determinative. Expression common among sci fi geeks and computer people.

From a science fiction novel entitled "The Mote In God's Eye" where an intelligent alien race has evolved with two minor arms (with fine fingers for work) on their right and one larger (gripping) arm with three strong fingers on their left.

On the one hand, Obama's a knucklehead and I can't stand him. On the other hand, he still has a lot of people who thinks he walks on water. On the gripping hand, we only have to put up with him for two more years, so we shouldn't bother to try to impeach him.

by Odgred Weary November 24, 2010

pistol grippin'

a verb that means: packing and using a gun (aka packing heat!).

I already got enough on my mind to be stressin'
And now I can't even watch the news? It's depressing...
Them dudes lost their lives overseas pistol grippin'...

by rich rick August 6, 2009

grippin grain

Holdin a SLAB havin woodgrain steerin wheels.

I was grippin grain,
then make it rain but laws bust my SLAB!
But I don't give a fuck!I just try to get buck!

by Lock_Out August 2, 2008