2 definitions by GoblinGripper

grippin the goblin

To furiously beat your penis off.
Michael: Hey wanna play basketball chanhlor?
Chanhlor: Nah man im too busy grippin the goblin
by GoblinGripper January 18, 2016
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Hi

When someone wants to have sexual pleasures with you and or molest you
Tommy: Hi Bill
Bill: I have a boyfriend can you not
by GoblinGripper February 1, 2016
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