A Grinstead is the best friend that you could ever ask for. Grinsteads are kind-hearted, caring, sweet, and loving. If you ever come across a Grinstead, they will be nice to you. It's as simple as that. They are known for being generous and taking people in when they are in need. If you are lucky enough to have a Grinstead fall in love with you, you will have someone to rely on for life.
Adj. having skin that is simultaneously greasy and sweaty, especially when the sweat beads up on the skin similarly to water on a duck’s back
After playing in that baseball game in the Texas summer heat, my penis and scrotum were so greasweaty!
After walking up 12 flights of stairs in that building, I looked in the mirror to find that my forehead was completely greasweaty!
A small town located in West Sussex where loads of sluts live. 12 year olds act like 18 year olds and everyone gets pregnant at 15. Everyone dresses like chavs. Everyone thinks they're the hottest people on the planet.
You're an east grinsteader?
Jenny is an east grinsteader.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.