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Grittard 

A upper lower-class white male whose day-to-day style consists of wife-beaters, acid washed jeans, forearm tattoos, low self-awareness, and a chinstrap.

Describes a dumb, irrationally confident, gritty but not tough white dude
See: Kevin Federline aka HGIC "Head Grittard in Charge" of Grittard Nation
Grittard by Gritty Grittardo September 22, 2018
A word used to describe someone who is having a stupid moment. It was created in New Braunfels by two girls who needed to find a different word than "retard" because the word "retard" was thought inappropriate by their parents and teachers.
"Jill is such a gimtard. I can't believe that she thought Washtington DC was in Washington state!!"
gimtard by Sarah Lindsey June 18, 2006

grimmtard 

Very sexy and never missed in his life
Grimmtard is the most seggiest man alive
grimmtard by Grimmtard March 23, 2021

Gramtarded

The condition of being retarded when it comes to grammar and/or spelling.
Person A: I thout I have to poop.

Person B: *Thought, *Had

Person A: But than I didn't has to.

Person B: *Then, *Have

Person A: Stop I'm just gramdumb ):

Person B: *Gramtarded.
Gramtarded by IAmMoreNifty June 22, 2010

Katerynia Grimard 

a funny girl who is like epic at all things she does, shes a super nice person and great with advice, she is a loyal friend till you stab her in the back then she will make you life hell. she is a nice person all around
wow who needs an example shes alive, Katerynia Grimard
Katerynia Grimard by pomara September 30, 2009

gramtard 

Someone who is overly pedantic about using correct English Grammar
Stop being such a gramtard about me putting the apostrophe in the wrong place -get a life won't you
gramtard by happywillo December 13, 2015
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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