Grimace Birthday Shake

A strong dissociative related to PCP and Ketamine, manufactured/distributed by McDonald’s, and marketed as a harmless, fun drink - safe for the whole family. Users first feel a sense of euphoria, followed by a sense of bewilderment, and within half an hour, users are left in a terrifying, “‘k-hole-like’ trance,” and know nothing of what transpires for several hours, until finally returning to reality.

“Yo Ron, try my new purple drank!”
“Nah man that shit is whack, Hamburglar ate his own hand off!”

“Come on man, the new grimace birthday shake puts the fun in funeral!”

Grimace Birthday Shake by lochrobstah July 4, 2023

Grimace's Birthday Shake 

A Purple milkshake made to celebrate the 52nd birthday of Grimace.
*WARNING* Could cause death if indigested

Guy 1: oooh Boy! I can't wait to try Grimace's Birthday Shake!
Guy 2: I don't think you should drink that
Guy 1: Nonsence. I bet it's fine.
*Takes a sip*
Guy 1: See, I was right. And it tastes Good-
*Dies on the floor 5 seconds later*

Grimace's Birthday Shake by MDawg1491 June 27, 2023