Gresmer

the specific act of getting so drunk that one cannot form coherent/understandable sentences. Pronounced: (Gre-zmer).

Chad: I mhum is so god flump sho
Guy: Yeah Chad is so Gresmered right now

by Kwazinator October 31, 2011

Greimer

A very gorgeous and smart person who everyone desires yet rarely found in the world

Do you know anyone named Greimer ?

by Mailin25 December 22, 2016

gremmer

Word used to piss off Grammar Nazis.

You a gremmer nazi are you!

by Accipiterxd April 1, 2017

Gresser

pronounced "gress-air", to gresser someone means to briskly walk toward a destination, without giving the slightest fuck about anyone or anything else. A true gresser will not wait for you. He (or she) gives zero shits about whether you are standing next to him or not. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes annoying as shit.

Person 1: Hey wait up!
Person 2: **walks away
Person 1: Wow... what a fucking gresser

by Kid Kidlyy April 17, 2014

Grester

One of the cutest ships ever aka Grace Helbig and Chester See. They won't admit it but u can tell by their "snats", they're totally together!

OMG did u see the Grester snat! They are sooooo dating

by Fangirl777 January 8, 2015

john gremer

The truth.

john gremer

by john gremer May 25, 2021

grismer

Any combination of bodily fluid(s), accumulating during coitus. Only acknowledged if resulting in a stain, pool, or visible clot.

Typical post-coital exchange:

"Sweetie... (drag off cig) That was nice."

"Honey, you got a little grismer on you." (points in general direction)

(wipes) "Oh, um, there. Did I get it?"

"Sort of. It's right there. On your cheek. I'll get it."

And.... CUDDLE! (End of scene.)

by The Lover Victor Pooge August 3, 2009