pronounced "gress-air", to gresser someone means to briskly walk toward a destination, without giving the slightest fuck about anyone or anything else. A true gresser will not wait for you. He (or she) gives zero shits about whether you are standing next to him or not. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes annoying as shit.

Person 1: Hey wait up!
Person 2: **walks away
Person 1: Wow... what a fucking gresser

Gresser by Kid Kidlyy April 17, 2014

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Grester

One of the cutest ships ever aka Grace Helbig and Chester See. They won't admit it but u can tell by their "snats", they're totally together!

OMG did u see the Grester snat! They are sooooo dating

Grester by Fangirl777 January 8, 2015

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john gremer

The truth.

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john gremer by john gremer May 25, 2021

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grismer

Any combination of bodily fluid(s), accumulating during coitus. Only acknowledged if resulting in a stain, pool, or visible clot.

Typical post-coital exchange:

"Sweetie... (drag off cig) That was nice."

"Honey, you got a little grismer on you." (points in general direction)

(wipes) "Oh, um, there. Did I get it?"

"Sort of. It's right there. On your cheek. I'll get it."

And.... CUDDLE! (End of scene.)

grismer by The Lover Victor Pooge August 3, 2009

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