The part of your brain, located in your penis, that controls all high-level functioning.
"You definitely have a shot with Hanna, tonight."
"Eh. Not really my type."
"Dude! It's right THERE."
"I'll leave it up to The Donald."
Commonly generated after consuming an entire large pizza, with a six-pack. Digestion takes an entire evening. The enormodump resembles the barrel of a baseball bat, both in circumference and color(s). Yellow to tan to a deep, rich oak. The enormodump fills the entire drain-head, and extends neatly up the center of the bowl; nearly reaching the toilet rim. In fact, there rarely is enough room left to allow for a clean drop. Oftentimes, enormodump disengages with a slow draw down your crack, and across one buttcheek. Interestingly, and despite it's unusual girth, the enormodump often flushes cleanly, and completely.
This is a VERY delicate situation, however. The addition of toilet tissue will inevitably create a drain-wedge; and prevent a clean flush. Similarly, any post-enormodump, residual poo-shards will complicate matters. Either addition will, most likely, require manual extraction.
** Remember to pay homage to enormodump. Enormodump reminds us of all that is right with the world.
Any combination of bodily fluid(s), accumulating during coitus. Only acknowledged if resulting in a stain, pool, or visible clot.
Typical post-coital exchange:
"Sweetie... (drag off cig) That was nice."
"Honey, you got a little grismer on you." (points in general direction)
(wipes) "Oh, um, there. Did I get it?"
"Sort of. It's right there. On your cheek. I'll get it."
And.... CUDDLE! (End of scene.)