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Any combination of bodily fluid(s), accumulating during coitus. Only acknowledged if resulting in a stain, pool, or visible clot.
Typical post-coital exchange:

"Sweetie... (drag off cig) That was nice."

"Honey, you got a little grismer on you." (points in general direction)

(wipes) "Oh, um, there. Did I get it?"

"Sort of. It's right there. On your cheek. I'll get it."

And.... CUDDLE! (End of scene.)
Words you can keep

grimmer middle school 

It is a shitty ass school and all of our sports team sucks
Wow grimmer middle school football team only won one game
grimmer middle school by Slacker300 November 23, 2017
the specific act of getting so drunk that one cannot form coherent/understandable sentences. Pronounced: (Gre-zmer).
Chad: I mhum is so god flump sho
Guy: Yeah Chad is so Gresmered right now
Gresmer by Kwazinator October 31, 2011

Uckerz Grimerz 

The meadiest of meady gyal, this some stink batty gyal that not even the most thirsty of man would jeet.
You seen Jacobs new girl, she’s uckerz grimerz brev
Uckerz Grimerz by E2cheffy January 26, 2022
Grismeldy is the best person you will meet in the world. Her unique name makes her unique entirely ; shes funny, sweet, mysterious. When she smiles your whole world lights up and she has the sexyest body ever. Her look gives her a naughty sense combined with innocence.
dude # 1 : Do you know that girl Grismeldy?

dude # 2 : Ofcourse.... shes that amazing girl, right? :)
Grismeldy by ChrisJeezy May 5, 2011

grissers 

"grissers" is a slur term for squirrels with grey fur. Also known as (Sciurus Carolinensis). grissers can often be found within modern urban city infrastructure due to their ugly coloration and gluttony
Man, I fucking hate grissers. What happend to the good old red squirrels we used to see in our childhood?
grissers by Pickleslover321 May 15, 2023

grimmering 

An unwanted person listening in to and jumping in on your conversation
Person #1- "So hey what are you doing this weekend?"
Person #2- "Probably grab a couple a beers and watch the game."

Unwanted Person#3 (listening over your shoulder)- "Sounds fun what time are we gonna meet up?"

Persons #1 and 2 say "stop the grimmering man."
grimmering by Mark Stone January 12, 2009
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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