Gregtime

N. 1. Time spent in the company of someone named Greg.
2. A euphoric place in time spent by or with Greg.

It's Gregtime!
Hey Greg, I'm ready for some Gregtime!
Hey Rommesmo, it's mother f***in' Gregtime!
Hey Greg! Could you make me some Gregnog? I'm looking to have one badass Gregtime!

Gregtime by Gregorious The Great September 1, 2010

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Gregliment

Starts like a compliment, ends like Woodstock '99

Person A says: "Life" by Our Lady Peace is a nice song. Good message. Deep meaning. Worst track on the album.

Person B says: Dude, what gnarly Gregliment!

Gregliment by OLP Fan November 30, 2022

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Gregimeter

Something so small, its 1 million times smaller than an electron. Only used to measure gregs dick.

Greg: MY PENIS GROW 1 GREGIMETER YAY!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up gigger

Gregimeter by DisBoiEpic September 27, 2022

greg-time

NOUN
the description of the act of being 5 to 8 minutes late continually to the same repeating scheduled event, AND having no valid excuse for the behavior, AND not having any need to change the behavior

Hey Bob I notice that you are never on time to the meeting.
Yeah Rich, I'm on greg-time.

greg-time by laslo May 10, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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