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Greennit 

Da "anti-equivalent" of da popular "rhymes-with-credit" social-media platform.
I would hafta peruse both da Reddit and Greennit columns to form an unbiased opinion of da Red Green Show.
Greennit by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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greenitize

The marketing and packaging deception practiced by certain manufacturers to mislead consumers into believing their product is "green" or eco-friendly.
I noticed that my detergent package has been "greenitized" by their marketers...it now has a lush forest waterfall and green colored writing on it!
greenitize by Vergelimbo December 28, 2007

Greenwitch 

A phonetically correct depiction of how non-native speakers refer to Greenwich when talking about, say, GMT.
Adil: The match starts at 14:09, Greenwitch Mean Time

Azra: it's Greenwich, dumbo!
Greenwitch by AdilShah August 19, 2022

Greenlit 

When a `hit` is put out on you.
You have been greenlit
Greenlit by Gimp June 29, 2003

Greenninja 

The best and coolest ninja. Usually the leader and in many cases good looking and smart. Has a strong influence on others and a very happy person. Athletic fast and most importantly green!
That guy is definately a greenninja!
Greenninja by ninjaunite July 26, 2010

Greenlit 

American prison term. It means person will be shanked in the shower. Bleeding out before guards even notice that he was late for the breakfast.
This shithead got greenlit yesterday.
Greenlit by TheShield May 27, 2009

greendit 

Reddit, but with the opposite colour instead.
John: "Reddit is amazing!"
nhoJ: "Greendit is way better."
greendit by paktoilet6969 August 20, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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