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Greek Goddess 

To ejaculate unceasingly onto a standing, preferably posing, whore to resemble a completely white Greek statue albeit caked in substantial cheesy cum.
Guy#1: My balls were so blue I could smell my cum turning sour through my dick!

Guy#2 : How’d you fix your expired dick?

Guy#1: Told my wife to rock my kid to sleep and once she was still, I Greek Goddessed that cunt with even my infant getting a taste!
Greek Goddess by CollinLikesMen August 7, 2019

Greek Goddess Sophia 

a goddess. with intelligence and beauty. she's an "all around girl" whose down for anything, especially the dirty. Body so curvy and smooth could make any man cry. Usually nicknamed Sophie or Soph. Very sexy, a down-ass chick, book smart and full of wisdom.

a wifey type that can make a man satisfied. cook good, look good and feels good...especially in bed.

A one of kind girl, rare to find and once you find it hold on to it till eternity.
"Is that a goddess? Look at that beauty"
"In fact that is, that's Greek goddess Sophia!"

Green goddess 

Hey Tommy pass me some more of that green goddess
Green goddess by Mary Jane 420 October 30, 2013

green goddess 

i had fun with the green goddess last night.
green goddess by kittylaura October 17, 2005

green eyed goddess 

The hottest combonation of being an exotic looking female with dark hair and and green eyes.
MiZz Lee is Timothy's green eyed goddess
green eyed goddess by MiZz Lee April 7, 2008

green eyed goddess 

A jealous or envious beautiful woman. (Green with envy).
We are just friends....you're quite the green eyed goddess.
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