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To ejaculate unceasingly onto a standing, preferably posing, whore to resemble a completely white Greek statue albeit caked in substantial cheesy cum.
Guy#1: My balls were so blue I could smell my cum turning sour through my dick!

Guy#2 : How’d you fix your expired dick?

Guy#1: Told my wife to rock my kid to sleep and once she was still, I Greek Goddessed that cunt with even my infant getting a taste!
by CollinLikesMen August 07, 2019

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