Grecent 

Too decent to be great.
Too great to be decent.

Person A: Hey, I just got a job working as a manager for a fast food place.
Person B: Hey, that's grecent.

Grecent by Zanaran September 10, 2016

greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

greentard by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008

greentext 

A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.

This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a > in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.

Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).

This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg Youtube comments).

>be me
>be 17
>going on a weeklong summer camping trip
>greentext story of how I lost my virginity etc

>he doesn't use a Linux-based OS
>laughinggirls.jpg

>implying implications

greentext by Xcalibur201 August 27, 2016

greentanos 

a high school gang created in the 2000s by a group of italians, but it has many different races involved. they rep green, north-east, and the number 33, they originate from the town of Manteca, but is estimated to be the most popular gang by 2030, evan passing up bloods and crips.their rival gang is the purps/purpanos, and the alltanos.

if you mess with him he'll get the GREENTANOS on you.

greentanos by ninjagideo69 November 20, 2009

greentext 

Greentext is a method used when anon wants to quote another anon to draw attention to a few words. It is accomplished by using the > character before your text.

Also great for indicating what the poster was implying.

>Implying you never heard of greentext.

greentext by TheGameAlsoManualBreathing January 6, 2010

Dr. Greenthumb 

A song by the hip hop (and hip hop/metal crossover) band, Cypress Hill.

It can be found on their fourth album, imaginatively titled 'IV'.

Its subject matter relates to the above definition (i.e. Marijuana use, or a nickname of someone proficient at its cultivation).

Hey, have you heard that Cypress' track Dr Greenthumb?

Yeah, it's fucking cool. Pass that joint.

Dr. Greenthumb by Rize December 15, 2003

greenthyme

is the youngest and loudest lucio main in your game.

"Oh shit Its a GreenThyme"
"Mute him"

greenthyme by Greenjade August 20, 2017