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Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)

Lionel Messi
Not Cristiano Arrogant-penaldo
Greatest of All Time in a sport normally football (not the fake one)
Fool: "I think the GOAT is Ronaldo!"
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Lionel Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."
Lionel Messi is the Greatest of All Time (GOAT). That is a fact. Stop trying then crying Penaldo fans.
by anonymous February 24, 2023
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Greatest of all time, salty

An expression used to show you are jealous of someone's success.
"Aw man you the greatest of all time, salty... "
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The Greatest Speech of All Time

Nothing will ever top this one. We have reached the peak of human intelligence. The only way going forward from here as a society is down because the peak is behind us.
The Greatest Speech of All Time-

*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*
by Nazeem February 5, 2021
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The Greatest Band of All Time

The Beatles.

End of story. They totally defined rock music for the entire world and still remain influential and popular forty years after the fact. No other band could ever come close to their greatness.
John Lennon - rhythm guitar and vocals
Paul McCartney - bass guitar and vocals
George Harrison - lead guitar and vocals
Ringo Starr - drums and vocals
The Greatest Band of All Time's songs include:
A Hard Day's Night, Ticket to Ride, Eleanor Rigby, Blackbird, Yesterday, Yellow Submarine, Hey Jude, Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, Come Together, Here Comes the Sun, and Let It Be
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greatest pussy of all time

someone who refuses to eat hot fries because they’re “too hot
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