The Greatest Speech of All Time-
*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may
ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What
will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How
will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of
nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the
floor*