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Someone who's hair is so greasy that it may as well be their personality.

Hence the name "Greasebob" because Bob is a common name, and Grease is what their hair has alot of.
"That guy is such a greasebob"
"I gotta take a shower, I look like a Greasebob!"
"Take a shower before they start calling you a Greasebob at school"
Greasebob by ghaztlyphobia July 4, 2026
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greaseball 

derogaroty term for Italians; synonomous with dago, wop, and guido
greaseball by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003

greasepot 

Term giving to someone who has acheived a certain level of greasiness. Can be used for greasy hair, skin or a general greasy presence. Greasepot generates from the disease Greasitis, where a person; normally a youth; develops grease so potent it is physically impossible to look at he/she in excess of 5.3 seconds.
Tom is such a spotty prick, the fucking greasepot.
greasepot by 00Grease1 October 15, 2009
another word for a woman's pussy, box, puntang, choch, etc.
q: how is a kfc meal like a woman?
a: because once you are done with the legs, breast, and thighs, you have a greasy box to put your bone into.
greasebox by mr big January 31, 2005

greasehog 

To skeet all over a girl and then chase her around like a hog. And when you try to grab her, your hands slip because of all the skeet.
I greasehogged with Shaqueefa for like tweleve hours last night.
greasehog by Gross McToast June 18, 2007

greaseball 

This originally refers to italians. But generally it can be anyone who does not wash his or her hair.
greaseball by Andrewsky March 5, 2003

greasehog 

When a guy skeets on a girl, and then chases her around a room.
Betty sure ran fast while she was doing the greasehog with George.
greasehog by Hofonda July 11, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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