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greaseball 

derogaroty term for Italians; synonomous with dago, wop, and guido
greaseball by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003

greaseball 

This originally refers to italians. But generally it can be anyone who does not wash his or her hair.
greaseball by Andrewsky March 5, 2003

graspable 

definition of an ideal guy; an ideal state of being; a guy that has the looks, brains and personality-- the whole package.
Damn, he is graspable.

If you're graspable, call me.
graspable by hapahaole April 27, 2004

greaseball 

another derogatory term for an italian. A greaseball is someone who looks like they don't take showers all that often. Italians seem to be naturally greasy and unheigenic. Therefore this name was made to describe this certain breed of italians who lack etiquette and basic hygeine.
sonny is such a fucking greaseball.
greaseball by luigiscousin October 3, 2007

The greaseball 

When a man drags his sweaty nut sack over a woman, starting on her forehead and ending wherever the man sees fit. The major points for the man is to go as slow as possible and can only be performed after a prolonged period of intense cardio workout.
I don't leave the gym until I give some random bitch the greaseball, it's the only way to cool down after a rigorous workout.
The greaseball by Spencer Hills 102 September 19, 2009

greaseball 

any fat italian man who wears to much cologne ( usually a cheap brand ) and has dyed hair. He will usually slick it back and use to much gel , therefore he becomes a greasball.
dirty italians go eat some more pasta
greaseball by Grease monkey March 23, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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