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greaseblog 

The residue left on furniture when greaseball relatives visit for the sole purpose of continuing the same conversation -- between themselves -- that has been going on for decades, but this time (during the visit) they never stop eating, talking, gulping, gasping, belching, and yelling (at the same time). The enshrinement of such ancestors is best done with raspberries of derision and peals of maniacal laughter. That is why I am posting such time-capsule quality definitions. See my "greaseball" and "blocher, kakker, Schnorrer" definitions. "Hey, everybody! Rest in peace... but be sure to keep your inane conversations going without me... for a change!" For the rest of the story, be sure to check out the totality of my web site at www.squarf.com - Thankyouverymuch.
-Lorenzo Q. Squarf, Flamekeeper of Western civilization
Oh, look! Uncle Blovitz wiped a booger on the upholstery!
greaseblog by squarf March 3, 2004
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another word for a woman's pussy, box, puntang, choch, etc.
q: how is a kfc meal like a woman?
a: because once you are done with the legs, breast, and thighs, you have a greasy box to put your bone into.
greasebox by mr big January 31, 2005

greasehog 

To skeet all over a girl and then chase her around like a hog. And when you try to grab her, your hands slip because of all the skeet.
I greasehogged with Shaqueefa for like tweleve hours last night.
greasehog by Gross McToast June 18, 2007

greasehog 

When a guy skeets on a girl, and then chases her around a room.
Betty sure ran fast while she was doing the greasehog with George.
greasehog by Hofonda July 11, 2007

greaseburgers 

a cheese burger that is so greasy the cheese is wet and slimy and the grease is saturated through the bun and wrapper, usually served by pimplefesters who work at crackdonalds
Hello pimplefester how many crackdonald's greaseburgers do I have to eat to get a complexion like yours?

well you can eat 3 or rub one directly on the skin.
greaseburgers by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010

Greasebag 

Ewww georgia has really greasy hair shes a greasebag
Greasebag by Elightex August 28, 2017

Greasebag 

A fucking douche that is really annoying and usually a shit hair and thinks he can nail pussy
Jackson is fucking greasebag dude.
Greasebag by Phu February 15, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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