Graynor.

An old bird, A bird that's too old for for her feller/man.
(Gaynor - Graynor).

She doesn't have to be ugly to be a Graynor !

"Have you seen Bob's new bird ? She's a propper Graynor!"
"There goes Bob with their Graynor"
"Graynor."

by Klausey September 14, 2009