Definitions by GreatBigToe

cludger 

A person who should know how to do things, but fucks them up anyway, without consideration for impact it has on others.

Your Nan drives like a proper Cludger.

cludger by GreatBigToe April 22, 2020

Dirty Gaynor 

Where a female lubricates her vagina on the big toe of her male or female partner and then spoons the said lubricant into a glass container to be used in old age when her vagina is dry and dusty.

She gave me the dirty Gaynor last night for good measure.

Dirty Gaynor by GreatBigToe May 19, 2019