Doofus, bafoon, oaf, goofy, dork, dummy, not funny, incompetent. Dude's an earp! Someone who tries to be funny and fails. A (preferably delayed) response after someone uses a tired old joke or fails at being funny. Stretching word length and rising pitch also important when used (like a frog croaking).

Amber says "I hate these meetings they're soo long". Andy "That's what she said" Room is quiet and awkward. Alex chimes in "EARP!"

Earp by darkhorse68 November 10, 2015

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Earp-show

urp shoh noun: The nickname of someone who's behavior is to the liking of Wyatt Earp when they become intoxicated.

Earp-show just got into town, make sure to lock up your daughters.

Earp-show by chilllaxin October 15, 2011

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Reagan Earp

She is bad ass who doesn't care what people think of her. She can be mean and heartless at time but can also be nice. She can be a bitch every now and then but she'll be your bitch. She has a hell of a temper. She has some great anger issues. She can make you mad vary easily. But in the end you end up loving her.

Reagan Earp is a total bitch.

Reagan Earp by Nope12 December 16, 2014

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Wyatt Earp

the act of finger banging 2 girls at once while you have your arms crossed at your chest, like you're shooting two guns cross armed

I was Wyatt Earp'ing these girls last night.

Wyatt Earp by hoorns August 15, 2008

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Wyatt Earp

The act of a white male ejaculating really fast and accurately onto all the females in the room at lighting speed like the gunslinger Wyatt Earp.

Bill: Did u hear what Jackson did at my Christmas party?

James: yes, did indeed he pulled a Wyatt Earp and ejaculated all over everyone at the party he even hit my 5 year old sister.

Wyatt Earp by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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