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Victory is ours
Origin from the film "Middle school: the worst years of my life book"
Yay, we won the game, graktung.
graktung by Beerafarm1 May 10, 2018
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Grark gark Grank grack granky glark grak garking grackle grar
Derivative of Latin, the word is comprised of four other words: granola cockslut pretentious wanker

This word is dense, it is loaded, but it is necessary to implement into your vocabulary. You must be aware of grankers. This is to save you.

A breed of person that is both a pretentious know it all try-hard who can’t shut up and a granola long-haired Silverlake parent looking freak

They also believe that they are humble, nice, aware, respectful, and full of integrity but really they are just cocks with no morals and privileged and idiotic and stuck in their own minds. They are a classic loser who will always be a loser and hurt everyone around them. Nobody likes them. They can on occasion look like a wet dog. Sometimes they say foo and such (white) and call women bitches. They lie and are manipulative. If you hear them say “If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow let it mellow” they are a grade A granker . They believe they are better than everyone else and have a superiority complex They only maintain friendship out of necessity and nostalgia. They tell their friends nothing and often pretend they live in their own little movie. If nothing else can be said about the granker, one must retain that they are nonchalant drama queens.

Beware of the granker. They hide in the depths and shadows and prey on their victims. Watch out for that hair: you’ll notice it from a mile away. They often carry dreadlocks and don’t brush their teeth. Watch out! Don’t let it bite!
Boy (walking by a group of friends, talking to his friend ): aye foo that shit is peculiar asf

Girl 1 (part of group) : Who’s that wet dog looking guy walking with the notorious creep rapist

Girl 2: Oh don’t mind him, he’s a granker.

Girl 1: Ew wtf! Next time I see him I’ll punch his balls!

All the girls: FUCK YOU GRANKER!
Granker by kikileaf123 December 22, 2021
When IdrA, "The Gracken" of Starcraft 2, has his way with his opponent.
"Dat Nada kid just got gracked".
Gracked by new world order 666 January 20, 2011
To growl and roar with beastial vigor.
"Grar! I'm angry!"
"I want a kitty for more birthday! Grar!"
Grar by Chelsea Sunitsch October 24, 2005
An ugly girl who thinks they are attractive, or an attractive girl who thinks she is ugly.
Damn did you see Fiona at the prom? She looks good as hell but she denies it. Such a garken...
Garken by ultimatestackthrower999 December 1, 2010
A slang term used to define the most bad ass of people in a certain group, or social gathering. The word gets it's meaning from a polish kid who set his school on fire and when asked why he did it, he just looked at the authorities and said, "cause i don't give a fuck"
whos the kid showing his junk to the teacher? Oh thats just Bob, hes the Graska of our school.
Graska by MikeTonter November 10, 2010