gark

The word is a universal word that can be substituted to mean anything you want it to be whether you wan tto use it as a noun verb adj etc

That movie was so gark.
She is totally garkalicious.
You guys stop acting so gark.

by big Mike Plano October 10, 2006

gark

Used when you can think of no otherword to display stress, or can be used as a term with no deffinition, and can be used instead of a noun, or instead of a derogitory term.

Robbie: Smiff whats wrong?
Smiff: fjsfjsalfjafj GARK!

Robbie: Hey smiff have you tried my new Chocolate Flavoured Donkey?
Smiff: What the Gark?

by Adrian Horner June 25, 2007

gark

gark is the sound of choking on a dick

Lemon Wife: GAG ON HIS COCK YOU LEMON-STEALING WHORE
Lemon Whore: gark gark grghk gark gah

by francis ford coprolalia January 10, 2010

gark

the owner of the all of the whole - GOD

gark is the owner of the all

by god September 28, 2004

gark

Star of tv show "Gark in the Dark"

ME:"did you see gark in the dark last night?"
YOU: "i put it on but was to dark to make out what was going on"

by Mr Frowe March 2, 2004

gark

Describes a being who believes he is up with technologys latest gadgets and gizmos, and could possible relate to making a car look more fancy with add ons etc

Did you see the Garks new phone it is the newest model?

or

That Ford focus must belong to a gark.

by Gary cook December 8, 2003

gark

when your dick herts from wanking to long

dave had been wanking for days and his dick felt like it was on fire

dave seid " ow shit ive gark ed it

by dddgg March 13, 2010