Grapercot

A Grape and A appercot put together to use as an insult

see that fat kid she is such a grapercot

by Spaz Mc Bee May 10, 2007

grapeshot

1. Cannon charge consisting of small round balls, usually of lead, iron or cast iron, that were held in clusters of 5 or more.

2. Party or gathering that is essentially void of women (a scale above or near 8:1 men per woman), Thus making an abundance of testicles. Generally the men are packed into a closed space or room forming a cluster.

1. The noted pirate Bartholomew Roberts AKA "Black Bart" was killed by a blast of grapeshot from HMS Swallow

2. "This bar is a total sausage fest!" said Bill to Jim, an all the other men in the tightly packed bar. "This sausage fest is a total grapeshot!" said Jim to Bill, and all the other men in the tightly packed bar.

by Opposable March 16, 2011

Graspercate

When one intentionally chooses to use the handicap stall in a restroom, when defecating, so that the handicap rails can be grasped and used for leverage. Graspercating is chosen when leverage is needed to gain release of constipated bowels and compacted turds. Similar to a Bar Grabber.

Dave was so constipated from eating a block of choose the night before that he chose the only handicap restroom at the office to Graspercate. With added leverage, he eventually worked out his compacted Egg Plant Turd.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

Grapeshot

The act of pouring a box of grape nerds into a strippers butt which she then farts out at your face. Having a similar effect as a close range cannon shot.

"Did you see John last night? That stripper hit him with the grapeshot!"

by Grapeshot July 13, 2014

GraeCotton

A really good minecraft player,
maybe the best even.

Dream fails against graecotton

Did you see graecotton kill dream minecraft friends with george not found!?

by GraeCotton February 9, 2021

graperistestite

The root of this word is grape which is a mix between grope and rape. A graperistestite is a person who engages in the act of graping. This usually refers to leprechauns who grape people very frequently but can also be anyone.

Did you see that dude? Yeah, he was all over her. What a graperistestite.

by the-Vampire January 11, 2009

Gettysburg Grapeshot

It's when I put my balls in you then ram rod them in with my own shaft, like a civil war musket.

Dave gave Betsy the old gettysburg grapeshot, now she's in the hospital.

by RadioactiveHate June 9, 2022