warts (seeded or seedless) of the genital variety that dwell on the labia majora or minora (inner or outer snatch flaps) which become inflammed during intercourse or vaginal stimulation
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Pussy grapes generally take on a reddish or greenish hue of color, which often illudes to the sweetness or sourness of the respective grape.
Pussy grapes may be sucked or eaten, depending on the ripeness of the grape in question.
Pussy grapes should always be consumed with excessive alcohol, or following the consumption of many alcoholic beverages.
Always remember that when it comes to eating pussy grapes, nothing exceeds like excess!
My buddy Whitnack went to a party with my mother's pussy grapes wedged between his teeth. When confronted, he confessed that they were of the seeded, reddish variety.
My nicka Raye ran up in dat ho Aiesha last week. He told me dat her pussy smelt like red wine, and that her pussy gwapes be ripe fo' da pickins.
Narrator: This is Jackie: O-8--<. When Jackie has sex with a guy with a massive dick, her pussy opens wider than usual. When Jackie's pussy opens wider than usual, she goes to the doctor. When Jackie goes to the doctor, the doctor tells her that she experienced a pussy gape. When the doctor tells Jackie that she experienced a pussy gape, Jackie says, "oh, okay".
Don't let Jackie say "oh, okay". Switch to--NO. SCREW THIS GODDAMMIT!! *walks out and slams the door behind him*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.