Grant Holt

An absolute Legendary Beast who scores an average of 12030120301 goals per game

"Hey did you see the way Grant Holt just evaded Tony Hibberts anal Examination"

"Yeah that was legendary"

by TonyHibbertRippedMyArseHole October 6, 2012

Granthole

Someone gullible beyond belief. Thinks everything you say is true.

That Granthole really though he was supposed to be in Battle of the Bands. What a Granthole!

by Curling King 007 December 17, 2013

Granthole

Someone who bothers people to do meaningless tasks (jump their car, make them food) when others can help them instead.

"Come jump my car," said the Granthole. "I hate you," I replied.

by Curling Man 1992 January 30, 2014

Granthole

A legend who lands biddies like a champ, downs fireball like water, and slays smooth jazz like Louis Armstrong.

On his 21st birthday, that Granthole gave the most interesting man in the world a run for his money. But he'll probably just go back to being a Granthole tomorrow.

by Curling Wizard 2014 May 12, 2014