Grant Holt 

An absolute Legendary Beast who scores an average of 12030120301 goals per game

"Hey did you see the way Grant Holt just evaded Tony Hibberts anal Examination"

"Yeah that was legendary"

Grant Holt by TonyHibbertRippedMyArseHole October 6, 2012

Granthole 

Someone gullible beyond belief. Thinks everything you say is true.

That Granthole really though he was supposed to be in Battle of the Bands. What a Granthole!

Granthole by Curling King 007 December 17, 2013

Granthole 

Someone who bothers people to do meaningless tasks (jump their car, make them food) when others can help them instead.

"Come jump my car," said the Granthole. "I hate you," I replied.

Granthole by Curling Man 1992 January 30, 2014

Granthole 

A legend who lands biddies like a champ, downs fireball like water, and slays smooth jazz like Louis Armstrong.

On his 21st birthday, that Granthole gave the most interesting man in the world a run for his money. But he'll probably just go back to being a Granthole tomorrow.

Granthole by Curling Wizard 2014 May 12, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004