Grannys 

Grannys or grannies are underwear worn by grandmothers. Which typically refer to overly large but practical briefs commonly worn by grandmothers & "femmes d'une certaine age." Also used as a tease or insult among young women.

The ladies were throwing their grannys onto the stage.
I hope you are not going to wear your grannies tonight.
I hope you don't go out and buy more grannys again.
Beneath those grannies there is wisdom.

Grannys by Grateful Dodger December 31, 2011

grannys tea towel holder 

your asshole

grannys tea towel holder by Clive October 8, 2003

grannys ankle

the last few tokes of a spliff that nobody wants

“yo g you want the last bit of this” “nah bro just throw it out, nobody wants the grannys ankle”

grannys ankle by Slacky4k January 16, 2022

Son of a grannys sister 

When you wanna say son of a bitch out loud but realise there are children and pregnant ladies around you so you have to change what you are saying mid sentence

Son of a grannys sister

Son of a grannys sister by Chao_XP April 28, 2011

pump granny 

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

Pump Granny 

An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.

Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”

Pump Granny by The Mayon January 25, 2022

pump granny 

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022