Grandplug 

Your plug’s plug. One step up the ladder from the dude who charges 280 for an oz and is always late.

The grandplug usually deals with larger amounts than a street dealer and usually sells to the person that you or I buy from. They usually pick up pounds(weed), sheets (acid) and 8-balls (coke or Molly) and sell zips, strips and grams.

Being a grandplug has its advantages and disadvantages. An advantage would be that you sell to a small number of street dealers, instead of the consumer of the product. This means being more stealthy as well as less people to snitch on you. A disadvantage would be that if you do end up getting caught, you will get in a lot more trouble than a user or street level dealer. Getting caught with a half oz of coke or Molly and two pounds of weed is a lot more serious than getting caught with a few pills and an oz or two.

The grandplug usually has people come to his place to get the drugs.

A great grandplug is someone who deals in pounds, usually a cartel guy.

Brady: These edibles are fucking fire! You said your plug made them?

Dan: No my plug didn’t make them but my grandplug did!

Sketchy customer: Hey man, I know that I usually only buy a couple points of MDMA at a time, but is there any way you could hook up a half a z?
Street plug: Hell naw! I don’t even think my grandplug picks up that much at a time!

Grandplug by danasp_42 February 3, 2021

Grandcougar 

An attractive woman older than 50 years old, who is on the hunt for younger males. She may be found in nightclubs and bars hunting for her prey.

Grandcougars are generally post postmenopausal and can be easily identified by their frequent hot flashes and night sweats.

I bagged a Grandcougar last night at the club.

Grandcougar by TireIronTaylor November 11, 2010

grandpuppy 

one's child's dog

Captions on photos:

(1) My handsome grandpuppy Jammer. He loves his Gama.

(2) My grandpuppy Lestat... He likes it when Gama and Gampie go see him.

grandpuppy by 'antha April 8, 2010

granddaughter

The child of your child...pure love

My grand daughter is the sweetest little girl. My daughter is a loving mom to my granddaughter.

granddaughter by GrandmaMarie February 7, 2019

granddaughter

Child's daughter.

My granddaughter is a good person.

granddaughter by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

great-granddaughter-in-law 

The wife of one's great-grandson.

My great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.

great-granddaughter-in-law by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

grandpagasm 

n. The noise you would expect your grandpa to make when orgasming.
v. The act of making grandpa's orgasm noises during intercourse when your mate least expects it, in an attempt to completely eradicate their sex drive.

--Bro, I'm trying to figure out how to get rid of Kaya. She's so clingy I might just have to grandpagasm that bitch.

grandpagasm by Zmackdavis April 29, 2015