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grandpagasm 

n. The noise you would expect your grandpa to make when orgasming.
v. The act of making grandpa's orgasm noises during intercourse when your mate least expects it, in an attempt to completely eradicate their sex drive.
--Bro, I'm trying to figure out how to get rid of Kaya. She's so clingy I might just have to grandpagasm that bitch.
grandpagasm by Zmackdavis April 29, 2015
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GrndpaGaming 

71 year old US Navy Vet that streams Battlefield and Fortnite on Youtube
Did you see GrndpaGaming's latest stream? He hit a shot over 1000m away!
GrndpaGaming by The_Actual_Doc March 30, 2024
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Grandpaism 

Grandpaism is a mental disorder characterized by young men in their 20s displaying behaviors reminiscent of silly and eccentric grandfathers. Symptoms may include using outdated slang, telling corny jokes, wearing mismatched clothing, and engaging in whimsical activities typically associated with older generations. This disorder can impact social interactions and daily functioning, leading to challenges in relationships and work environments. Treatment may involve cognitive-behavioral therapy and interventions aimed at promoting adaptive behaviors.
Go to sleepy crodi before your grandpaism gets worse.
Grandpaism by Rizzticism April 9, 2024
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026