grandpagasm

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n. The noise you would expect your grandpa to make when orgasming.
v. The act of making grandpa's orgasm noises during intercourse when your mate least expects it, in an attempt to completely eradicate their sex drive.

--Bro, I'm trying to figure out how to get rid of Kaya. She's so clingy I might just have to grandpagasm that bitch.

grandpagasm by Zmackdavis April 29, 2015

Words you can keep

GrndpaGaming

71 year old US Navy Vet that streams Battlefield and Fortnite on Youtube

Did you see GrndpaGaming's latest stream? He hit a shot over 1000m away!

GrndpaGaming by The_Actual_Doc March 30, 2024

Grandpaism

Grandpaism is a mental disorder characterized by young men in their 20s displaying behaviors reminiscent of silly and eccentric grandfathers. Symptoms may include using outdated slang, telling corny jokes, wearing mismatched clothing, and engaging in whimsical activities typically associated with older generations. This disorder can impact social interactions and daily functioning, leading to challenges in relationships and work environments. Treatment may involve cognitive-behavioral therapy and interventions aimed at promoting adaptive behaviors.

Go to sleepy crodi before your grandpaism gets worse.

Grandpaism by Rizzticism April 9, 2024

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026