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grandma's kisses 

funny ass parody of Spongebob SquarePants. If u never saw, watch it!!!
Jon: "Yo u watch Grandma's Kisses yet?"
Rob: " Yea I nearly pissed my pants it was so funny!"

Granma's Kiss 

The state of a (generally) female porn actresses asshole after the (generally) male actor has performed the Gape act on the said young lady, as seen in many an anal heavy porn film of which there are many (I am told).
Where the exhausted sphincter muscle fails to close and quivers just like old toothless grandma's mouth puckering up to give her (revolted by the gesture) grandchild a kiss.
Kid A: I was watching this one bitch on the internet last night.

Kid B: really, what acts was she engaging in that would provoke you to recount this tale to thou my friend?

Kid A: this dude whipped his dick out of her ass & boy did it gape man! reminded me of my Granma's kiss!

Kid B: Stroll on.
Granma's Kiss by Trifles August 24, 2009

grandma’s kisses

when your asshole is so tight that you can give someone kisses with it when they are eating your ass
my boyfriend gave me a bunch of grandma’s kisses last night when i was eating him out
grandma’s kisses by puckeredlips September 9, 2020

kissing grandma 

Taking a hit of a DMT vape pen, that is, inhaling thermally vaporized N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. In its pure, unadulterated format, DMT has an unmistakable taste similar to the characteristic smell of bad breath or, to some degree, the smell of human feces. It is a structural analogue of tryptamine which is, in turn, a metabolite of tryptophan, an amino acid in many foods.

Whether in the mouth (as part of halitosis or "bad breath") or in the human gut as part of the process of digestion, bacteria break down tryptophan into molecules called indoles, which are a pair of fused benzene and pyrrole rings that form the molecular core structure of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, tryptamine, and tryptophan. (the double-ring twofer is also the backbone of other important chemicals like melatonin and serotonin, which may explain why food can influence your mood or make you sleepy). Indoles, one of which is called "skatole" because it specifically exists in shit, are particularly foul-smelling chemicals that contribute to the smell of bad breath and feces.

DMT is an entheogenic, psychedelic, and hallucinogenic drug that is structurally and functionally analogous to other psychedelic tryptamines like psilocybin (a.k.a. magic mushrooms), bufotenin, and others, and shares structural similarity with melatonin and serotonin. Because of its rapid onset and rapid action (lasting usually only a few minutes), it is the preferred substance for brief trips into hyperspace.
Noah languidly emerged from the bedroom with a distant grin on his face. "Sorry," he murmured slowly as the hyperbolic rubberband snapped him gently back into normal space-time after a dimension-bending jaunt through nonlinear space. "we were just... you know. Kissing grandma."

"God, that shit is so nasty," Tyler said, coming out after him.
kissing grandma by zorsnacks February 5, 2023

grandmas kisses 

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor
"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"
grandmas kisses by Lolaws December 18, 2008

grandmas kisses 

when you "kiss" someone with your asshole while they're eating it/rimming you
"i love your grandmas kisses"
grandmas kisses by cornychips June 4, 2021
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