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grandma head 

A nickname describing the state of almost total preoccupation a person experiences when they are anticipating the birth of a grandchild.
I’ve had to repeat things two or three times to her, she’s totally impacted by a strong case of grandma head!
grandma head by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

Grandma Hands 

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.
Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino
Grandma Hands by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

Grandma Hangover

What your kids come home with after they've spent a weekend at grandma's house eating only junk food and staying up way too late.
Why are the kids acting so wild?

I think they got the grandma hangover!

Oh great...
Grandma Hangover by jbh1401 October 12, 2011

boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time 

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!
Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

grandma hair 

An older lady hair style that consists of hair that is white, grey, dark grey, or any mixture in between. Most likely cut short and in tight curls. The kind of hair that "Mrs. Jenkins" gets done everyday at 2 o' clock. Most likely one of these women with this style are known as the "regulars" at beauty salons. Every young beauticians worst nightmare. Older ladies is Beauty shops don't seem to mind their company.
"That woman has dark grey curly hair that reminds me of grandma hair"

Saggy Grandma Hanging Tits 

The best breasts ever. Droopy round the knees
Oi, bitches on the bus, get ya saggy grandma hanging tits out for the lads