Grand Ledge High School is basicly a shit show, teachers are constantly preaching to the kids about their bonds to tax the community so they can revert all of the changes they made back in 2009. Also, the school wants to build a new swimming pool and fill their current one in with concrete so it can be a "community walking track" even though they have 2 already.
The students are constantly vaping in the bathroom, classrooms, halls that dont have cameras, or in the parking lot. All the girls carry around pepper spray so they can "defend themselves", but they mostly threaten boys with it when they piss them off. The teachers dont give a fuck if your passing or failing, as long as you are quite and on your phone your fine. If there is ever a sub the students take it as a personal challenge to get sent to the office, argue about their phones, or blow vapor into the middle of the class so the substitute has to tell "who did that"
The girls act like feminists and the boys act masochistic. The blacks act like hoodlums and the whites act like blacks. The weirdos act like "le epic gamers" and the "cool kids" act like assholes
The students are constantly vaping in the bathroom, classrooms, halls that dont have cameras, or in the parking lot. All the girls carry around pepper spray so they can "defend themselves", but they mostly threaten boys with it when they piss them off. The teachers dont give a fuck if your passing or failing, as long as you are quite and on your phone your fine. If there is ever a sub the students take it as a personal challenge to get sent to the office, argue about their phones, or blow vapor into the middle of the class so the substitute has to tell "who did that"
The girls act like feminists and the boys act masochistic. The blacks act like hoodlums and the whites act like blacks. The weirdos act like "le epic gamers" and the "cool kids" act like assholes
Rando- Hey what school do you go to
Cool kid- Grand Ledge High School
Rando- oh shit do you the kid me and nigga kicked the shit out of yesterday
Cool kid- yeah he said he beat your ass
These are the kinds of retarded things that happen at GLHS
Cool kid- Grand Ledge High School
Rando- oh shit do you the kid me and nigga kicked the shit out of yesterday
Cool kid- yeah he said he beat your ass
These are the kinds of retarded things that happen at GLHS
by Owl_Is_Life November 6, 2018
High school in the Lansing suburb of Grand Ledge. Tons of black people, but they're never actually in a class. They just roam the halls.
The other definition is wrong. The school is not "pimping". It sucks. The principals suck, the teachers suck, and the food sucks. The only things that don't suck are the new additions to the school, and they even managed to fuck those up with the wrong color scheme.
In a certain hallway of the school is a place called Little Africa, where all the black people hang. Unless it's last hour, it's almost certain that at least one black person will be standing in the corner.
The varsity football team is very good. Marching band is top in the state and one of the top in the country. Junior varsity teams suck, and anyone on those are full of themselves.
Hicks park in the far parking lot called the "truck lot", and honk when the marching band is practicing in the rear parking lot. Regularly burn tires/be stupid/get visited by the school's rent-a-cop.
There are many hipsters and scene girls. If you tell one off, she will claim you are jealous of her/want her/want to be her regardless of your gender and/or sexual preference, like all scene girls do.
Overall the school sucks except for, well, the band and the football team.
See blackie, wigger, hipster, hick, scene, suckish.
The other definition is wrong. The school is not "pimping". It sucks. The principals suck, the teachers suck, and the food sucks. The only things that don't suck are the new additions to the school, and they even managed to fuck those up with the wrong color scheme.
In a certain hallway of the school is a place called Little Africa, where all the black people hang. Unless it's last hour, it's almost certain that at least one black person will be standing in the corner.
The varsity football team is very good. Marching band is top in the state and one of the top in the country. Junior varsity teams suck, and anyone on those are full of themselves.
Hicks park in the far parking lot called the "truck lot", and honk when the marching band is practicing in the rear parking lot. Regularly burn tires/be stupid/get visited by the school's rent-a-cop.
There are many hipsters and scene girls. If you tell one off, she will claim you are jealous of her/want her/want to be her regardless of your gender and/or sexual preference, like all scene girls do.
Overall the school sucks except for, well, the band and the football team.
See blackie, wigger, hipster, hick, scene, suckish.
Wigger: Yo bitch, outta the way!
Blackie: Hey man you ain't black.
Idiots in crowd: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Such is life in Grand Ledge High School
Blackie: Hey man you ain't black.
Idiots in crowd: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Such is life in Grand Ledge High School
by Asterisk2 April 4, 2011
GL is a pimp school by lansing,mi lota drugies en stuff go on tons of peeps to plus theres a player "Big AL H." whos goin ta play ball at the university of Florida en gonna be awsome his dad Tito H. played in the NBA pimpin huh?
by kyle January 18, 2004
The boys at Grand Ledge are weird as hell.
The white boys act black
And the Black Boys act white
And the mixed boys act like both
The white boys act black
And the Black Boys act white
And the mixed boys act like both
by Honeymoney* October 10, 2017