Grand Dame 

Noun: A person or thing that lives to make a grandiose entrance and delivers an looming and exaggerating presence. Often times can be seen as laughing at his/her own jokes or acting brand new.

The Grand Dame entered the party and pretended not to know anyone while creating flagrant stories for strangers

Grand Dame by dungstheshit February 27, 2018

Grand Dame 

Pronounced like "grond dom."

Large woman prone to dramatic behaviors to draw attention to herself. Delights in pretending to be everyone's friend and profuse gossiper. Strives to know everything so she is gossip central. Overly elaborate in her compliments directly to you or about you to others as a trick of smoke and mirrors, distracting what she's really like.

Don't reveal too much to her because you could be next on her hit list. She is cunning and very good with words. Superior communication skills.

Loves to give advice and guidance to others, but chokes on her own hypocrisy when she cannot follow her own rules of conduct.

Jennifer considers herself to be the grand dame of the department.

Jennifer behaves like the grand dame of the office.

Grand Dame by The one named Anne August 19, 2011

grande dame 

1. A highly respected elderly or middle-aged woman. 2. A respected woman having extensive experience in her field. 3. Elegant, well-educated, an heir or presence about them.

The lady who entered the room turned many heads towards her and they will remember her after she has left - not by name but by her being because she is a grande dame. Sophia Loren, Katherine Hepburn, actresses. Georgia O'Keefe, painter/artist. Queen Latifa, rap artist.

grande dame by john2 June 11, 2006

Granddamper

A granddamper is a grandparent who is damp or throws water on other people. This is a gender-neutral term so it can be used for grandparents of any gender. If they are throwing water on other people without their permission, they are a douchebag. If they are a grandparent who is damp, you should probably be concerned, unless they deserve it.

My grandma is such a granddamper in the summer. I'll never forgive her for drowning me in fifteen buckets of water!

Granddamper by Haha I evil April 20, 2022