john2's definitions

tolerhate

To have to put up and shut up with a person, situation, co-worker etc. when you really want to shut them down, wipe out their family and anyone else who is in agreement and against yours when you know you're right.

I tolerhate my job and boss, but I must pay the bills and remain employed in order to raise my family.

by john2 January 25, 2008

drunk uncle

The one who chose the bottle's curves over a woman's curves and never reproduced for whatever reason.

The family portrait never included drunk Uncle Fester because he was too drunk to stand for the photo.

by john2 December 14, 2007

moving metal

Automotive sales.

I've been moving metal for the past 13 years and I'm now I'm the manager of sales at our local dealership.

by john2 August 26, 2013

grande dame

1. A highly respected elderly or middle-aged woman. 2. A respected woman having extensive experience in her field. 3. Elegant, well-educated, an heir or presence about them.

The lady who entered the room turned many heads towards her and they will remember her after she has left - not by name but by her being because she is a grande dame. Sophia Loren, Katherine Hepburn, actresses. Georgia O'Keefe, painter/artist. Queen Latifa, rap artist.

by john2 June 11, 2006

dymo

A person who feels the need to apply a - usually negative - label to each person and then treat them as such. Often short-sighted and ignorant, their preferred information resources are gossip magazines, entertainment celebrity shows and personal mobile devices. Named after a popular label maker often found in your local stationary department.

That dymo just called her a slut based on the smell of her perfume.

by john2 August 30, 2010

Gordon Pinsent

One of Canada's most beloved and well-known actors, he is a Canadian icon who starred in television and theatre as a film actor.

Gordon Pinsent is Canada's Sean Connery.

by john2 October 21, 2010

noogie

Relax, in Hungarian.

"Noogie, noogie, noogie," was screamed by the protestors when the cops exerted violent behavior while placing them under arrest.

by john2 August 26, 2008