2 definitions by Ushie

Gran-Cracker

Geriatric form of a typical cracker.
An old white person.

That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.

Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.

by Ushie December 5, 2008

Gran-Cracker

An old white person; geriatric form of typical cracker

"I wanted to hit that gran-cracker with her own cane when she cut me off in the parking lot. She couldn't even see over the steering wheel anymore."

by Ushie November 26, 2008