A phrase used to describe someone who is musically talented in the use of any instrument that requires a person to blow, but is also known for their ability of giving a blowjob. Usually applicable to females in the orchestra or band.
Guy 1: Did you hear Jessicaplay the clarinet yesterday? She was amazing.
Guy 2: She's good, but it's nothing compared to her blowjobs. She's a total grade 8 blower.
The act of being so drunk you think your cool shit, but you can't remember who you were with, what you were drinking, or where you ended up like back in grade 8. Usually occurs in late teens, early 20's.
Guy 1 "You were so drunk last night!"
Guy 2 "I don't remember a thing."
Guy 1 "Haha, yea you were like grade 8 drunk."
in highschools grade 8-12, 8s being the youngest, these pre teens tend to act cocky and loud. they hang out in large numbers to look "cool" but only crowd hallways and make them unpassable, and think of themselves THE BEST (reasons why will vary) they also tend to find every act, stupid or not, "awesome" Laugh everytime the word sex, or words relating to, funny and know nothing of it other than from what they hear from porn. tend to be, in general, the least respected people
guy1: damn grade 8s.. always blocking the hallways..
guy2: i know eh.. jus 'cuz they were the oldest people in their old school(s) they act all cocky now
guy1: dont worry, once they hit grade 9, they'll know how they were, and will eventually lose all respect for them as we did.
guy2: amen to that.
The Grade 8 class in high school, they think there all hardcore and cocky, they crowd hallways, and carry their backpacks with all their binders and text books in it making their backpack 24" fat or even fatter. All you have to do to get past the grade 8s is just push them or their backpacks. The best thing about them carry their big bags is if you push their backbag they will do a 360 spin and fall over if you push them hard enough. OH and for some strange reason the Grade 8s get shorter and shorter every year.
Aaron - "Damn grade 8s"
Ryan - "I know theres too many of them"
Aaron - "I just push their backpacks, they will do a 360 and tumble over" (Pushes back packs of grade 8 midgets)
Ryan - "HAHAHA"
Grade 8 - "HEY WHAT THE HELL, YOU WANNA SCRAP!!"
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*