by Ted_Cruz_Handjobs September 12, 2017
Get the Goyke mug.A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
Get the Dutch gonker mug.A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014
Get the gaykery mug.Glykeria is a magical creature sightings of whom occur only a few times each century. She has the unique ability of being the best friend you could ever have. She's witty and very sarcastic and definitely can make you laugh even during an apocalypse . She's a truly charming person that will have any man crawling for her but if she gives you a chance it means you're special as well cause she wouldn't give up her independence for anyone . In conclusion she's the definition of perfection so words are just not enough to describe her.
-How did the date with that girl go?
-Absolutely perfect. She's a Glykeria!!!
-Omg that's such an honour
-Absolutely perfect. She's a Glykeria!!!
-Omg that's such an honour
by lifehater96 April 22, 2020
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Get the Gookertino mug.Nick: Did you see Jake's new relationship status?
Matt: Yeah he's so lucky he's Gayken!
Sammy: I'm so upset!
Maria: Why?
Sammy: Jake is Gayken!
Maria: What's Gayken?
Sammy: GAY AND TAKEN!
Matt: Yeah he's so lucky he's Gayken!
Sammy: I'm so upset!
Maria: Why?
Sammy: Jake is Gayken!
Maria: What's Gayken?
Sammy: GAY AND TAKEN!
by GAYKENGUY2 January 28, 2013
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