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Governor Livingston 

A high school in Berkeley Heights, a smallish town in northern New Jersey. With a population of no more than 2,000 students, there is not an ounce of diversity, with the exception of some Asians and indians. You will see no more than 2 black people per grade, and the lack of diversity gives the town its infamous nickname it bears, Berkeley Whites. Governor Livingston is the epitome of a bigoted small town high school. The students are either competing to go to ivy schools, have their parents pay them into some mediocre private school, or, attend rutgers, ucc, or msu. The teachers and faculty get cancelled and flamed every months when racist or homophobic issues get exposed, but it all washes over in a few months, the “change” being a new student run diversity club. The gym bathrooms are not for traditional restroom uses. Every time you enter, you will find at least one student skipping class, and the entire bathroom getting hotboxed from nicotine addicts. If you go in the morning, you’ll find many students crammed into the big stall, passing a cart around, trying to get high before class starts. Any words or story’s you tell to your friend in that bathroom, the entire will find out about. Any male teacher in the school is most likely a pedophile, and that change increases at the same rate of their age.
Person 1- Hey, what school did you graduate from?
Person 2- Governor Livingston, why?
Person 1- That makes sense, you have no idea how to function in an environment that’s not bigoted, clique, and gossipy!
Governor Livingston by the305ers August 28, 2021

Governor Livingston High School 

A high school in Berkeley Heights, a smallish town in northern New Jersey. With a population of no more than 2,000 students, there is not an ounce of diversity, with the exception of some Asians and indians. You will see no more than 2 black people per grade, and the lack of diversity gives the town its infamous nickname it bears, Berkeley Whites. Governor Livingston is the epitome of a bigoted small town high school. The students are either competing to go to ivy schools, have their parents pay them into some mediocre private school, or, attend rutgers, ucc, or msu. The teachers and faculty get cancelled and flamed every months when racist or homophobic issues get exposed, but it all washes over in a few months, the “change” being a new student run diversity club. The gym bathrooms are not for traditional restroom uses. Every time you enter, you will find at least one student skipping class, and the entire bathroom getting hotboxed from nicotine addicts. If you go in the morning, you’ll find many students crammed into the big stall, passing a cart around, trying to get high before class starts. Any words or story’s you tell to your friend in that bathroom, the entire will find out about. Any male teacher in the school is most likely a pedophile, and that change increases at the same rate of their age.
Person 1- How did you get into this mediocre private university, you don’t have a single brain cell?
Person 2- oh, I went to Governor Livingston High School and my parents bought the university a building
Person 1-right.

Governor Livingston High School 

A high school located in Berkeley Heights, New Jersey...students from Berkeley Heights and Mountainside go there...its athletic teams are amazing.
Governor Livingston dominated New Providence today in the lacrosse game.

Governor Livingston High School 

A high school located in Berkeley Heights, NJ. There are like 8 black kids that go there, most of which either play football or try and act gangster just cause there black, even though they have just as much money as everyone else because they live in this rich ass town. The rest of the school including teachers is all white except for the other minority of Asians and fat gay dikes. Most of the sports teams are garbage and don't win at all. There is a division of smart kids, jocks, and druggies. basically your either smart or into drugs cause there's absolutely nothing to do in this town. You either study, practice sports, or smoke pot and dip. The seniors all think their cool cause they drive 2 minutes away from the school and go to subway ( wow way cool, NOT). Kids are so dam spoiled they drive BMWs and Mercedes to school (Wow they get dinged everyday in the parking lot cause kids are such shitty drivers). All the school funds go to the football team even they fucken suck and dont ever win. To sum this school all up it blows big dick and breeds the worst bitchy mean spoiled WASP people ever known to this Earth. Avoid at all costs.
Regular High School Kid: I just moved to Berkeley Heights and now i am going to attend Governor Livingston High school

Towney: That place blows go to some other school everyone there smokes pot and acts gangster even though there far from poor.

Governor Livingston High School 

A high school located in Berkeley Heights, New Jersey. The school thinks they are hot shit but really are not. Sports teams are decent, football made it to the group 2 state finals last year in Giants Stadium. Otherwise it is just a bunch of rich ass kids that have nothing better to do than smoke, dip, drink (however drinking at parties is fun with GL students) and other crap. I do not think there are any black people in the school. Maybe 5? The whites are try to be black though and act gangster but just look like fags. Otherwise, nobody hangs out with the Asian's and the teachers have no control over the students. We often make fun of the teachers hot daughter right in front of her and we show no respect.

The funniest thing like previously mentioned is open campus when kids can go out for lunch. They go onto Springfield Ave (downtown) to Subway or Subzone... or into a shopping mall south of the school to Wendys. Sounds like fun, do that every day... Hey but since we are all so rich, I guess we can afford to sacrifice the Maserati that the parents would have given the kids for the BMW or Mercedes. That will pay for their lunch.

Governor Livingston High School 

An old school where stuck up rich kids go who think they're good at sports but in reality , never win any titles. As you can see from above. Also, lesbians attend there.
Governor Livingston High School , filled with ugly sluts , lost their game today.
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