There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.
And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"
Those old and middle-aged faggot women who do what they can to find out about their neighbours so that they can tell the whole world about it.
Old women peeking from behind a window to see what the neighbours are up to. 40-year-old women who act like the're 20 and gossip about their friends behind their back.
A website that I'm addicted to. But I hate it so much. I have been on it for like 3 years. All people fight about it other peoples opinions. There is a new wave of usernames like "Dead Black Rose, or EmoQueen, or Intoxicated Fiction". What the hell shut the fuck up. The mods, think their special just because they can put girls in timeouts and lock forums. Jesus christ no one likes you. The only reason you get like fifty thousand friend request a day is because people will think they will become popular. Admin is really slow and like doesn't do anything. The models are a whole bunch of little bitches who "don't reply to hate mail, or are 13 years young" wth get a life. The forums are a bunch of bullshit about ranting and cupcakes and ninjas. Ahh, but what can I say, I love it:<3
A fun, fun site where guys often go onto for their own amusement. There are some weird people and the 9 year old freaks get annoying, but there are nice people as well.
Also, some of the Moderators are terribly annoying, but you can get over them and their hunger for power.
"I'mma go on goSupermodel so I can...I DON'T KNOW!"
"Dude, Ryan is on goSupermodel?!"
A great website for girls to meet new friends and play games. GoSupermodel strives to be a safe community for girls to come online and play. It has many things to do and is VERY fun!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!