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Gossage = Gossip

idle talk or rumor, especially about the personal or private affairs of others
"Did you hear the gossage about Chuck and Larry??? I swear there's something going on!!"

"What's the gossage????"

"Any new gossage???"
gossage by STNutters February 10, 2008
Words you can keep
The act of proving one’s contribution or worth after being undermined by many.
Aaron pulled a gossage by placing second in the 2022 Disc Golf World Championship after everyone thought he wouldn’t place at all.
Gossage by skipkipp September 16, 2022

Joe Gossage 

My chicken I made last night was very Joe Gossage
Joe Gossage by M unknown March 22, 2019

gossabee 

Ja'Mal: Say, Bleed, jew check out dat chick in da welfare line?

Mikaal: Yes Holme, da hoe wiff da big booty ass?

Ja'Mal: Ass her! Dat has gossabee da flyest ass I eva saw!

Mikaal: Amm rye, Son!
gossabee by Wojo8888 March 4, 2011

gossamer 

A big red fuck
That gigantic red hairy monster that often chased bugs bunny.
A cobweb on a bush
Gossamer was trying to rape me, so i ran away and hid in a bush that was covered in gossamers.
gossamer by Senor Gossamer April 15, 2008

Gossamer 

Traditionally meaning "a fine, filmy substance consisting of cobwebs spun by small spiders, which is seen especially in autumn." Though it is used by a select few as an alternate term for goddamnit, following an autocorrect fail.
"Gossamer, you're such an asshole"

Gossamer 

When you spew something completely random, non-sequitor, or out of context in the middle of a conversation.

see also: gossamerfawn
Mary: Anyway, that's why I had to go to the doctor.
Bob: But why DO goats need to eat?
Mary: ...what?
Bob: Sorry.... That was a gossamer.
Gossamer by Anonse7en June 14, 2011
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