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Gouty Santa 

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.
Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.
Gouty Santa by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016
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Gorty • gort • gorgy • gordy • goaty • gorny • gorby • Gorky • Gerty • gooty
Gort is the name of a capybara. You can find Gort especially on capybara Instagram pages. Gort is everywhere. He's also behind your walls. He's Gort
Have you seen the handsome Gort on the capybara page? Gort is the perfect specimen. Gort remains despite these trying times.
Gort by Pickle Rickkkkk January 28, 2022
Bloody hot outside; a heat wave. —adjective. Pronounced: gawr-ee. Named after Vice-president Al Gore; author of "An Inconvenient Truth" and leading proponent of controversial Global Warming & Climate Change Theory.
Used in a sentence: It's hotter than hell out here; in fact, it's positively 'gorey'.
gorey by GIDEON'S FLEECE™ August 6, 2010

Gordy Go-Hard 

A term refering to those "athletes" that give it 120% no matter what the situation. Often found in gym classes, and scrimage games of hockey, football, etc. Often the kids have no athletic ability, but dress in all the latest sports wear (under armour) to give the appearence of being a superstar. Often leads the class in gym warm up, lapping them in a warm up jog, cranking their music and stretching for many mintues before a game of shinny.
Johnny says: "Hey boys wanna play a game of shinny?" Jim says: "Ya sure, I just gotta stretch and warm up" Sets off for a 6 mile jog, with the ipod in the ears. Johnny says "Jim, were having a scrimmage, stop being such a Gordy go-hard
Gordy Go-Hard by bj#1/#472 February 8, 2010
The space between your helmet and your goggles exposing your forehead while skiing. Extremely bad gorby gaps can show over an inch of forehead, and sometimes even have strands of hair falling over the person's goggles. Gorby gaps can be caused by a bad fall, or the person just not knowing any better. A good skiier can get a gorby gap and will be laughed at, but gorby gap is almost always seen on a Gorby.
"You just packed crap dude, you better fix your goggles you've got a gorby gap."

"Check out that poser with the huge gorby gap."
Gorby Gap by she.rides.pow May 1, 2007
I spilled oil, spaghetti sauce and clam juice on my hands, and now they are all gorpy.
gorpy by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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