gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.
Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.
by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016
Get the Gouty Santa mug.Gort is the name of a capybara. You can find Gort especially on capybara Instagram pages. Gort is everywhere. He's also behind your walls. He's Gort
Have you seen the handsome Gort on the capybara page? Gort is the perfect specimen. Gort remains despite these trying times.
by Pickle Rickkkkk January 28, 2022
Get the Gort mug.Bloody hot outside; a heat wave. —adjective. Pronounced: gawr-ee. Named after Vice-president Al Gore; author of "An Inconvenient Truth" and leading proponent of controversial Global Warming & Climate Change Theory.
by GIDEON'S FLEECE™ August 6, 2010
Get the gorey mug.A term refering to those "athletes" that give it 120% no matter what the situation. Often found in gym classes, and scrimage games of hockey, football, etc. Often the kids have no athletic ability, but dress in all the latest sports wear (under armour) to give the appearence of being a superstar. Often leads the class in gym warm up, lapping them in a warm up jog, cranking their music and stretching for many mintues before a game of shinny.
Johnny says: "Hey boys wanna play a game of shinny?" Jim says: "Ya sure, I just gotta stretch and warm up" Sets off for a 6 mile jog, with the ipod in the ears. Johnny says "Jim, were having a scrimmage, stop being such a Gordy go-hard
by bj#1/#472 February 8, 2010
Get the Gordy Go-Hard mug.The space between your helmet and your goggles exposing your forehead while skiing. Extremely bad gorby gaps can show over an inch of forehead, and sometimes even have strands of hair falling over the person's goggles. Gorby gaps can be caused by a bad fall, or the person just not knowing any better. A good skiier can get a gorby gap and will be laughed at, but gorby gap is almost always seen on a Gorby.
"You just packed crap dude, you better fix your goggles you've got a gorby gap."
"Check out that poser with the huge gorby gap."
"Check out that poser with the huge gorby gap."
by she.rides.pow May 1, 2007
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