Gorton's Fisherman
Jesus Christ those jerseys are horrible, who the hell puts the Gorton's Fisherman on a fucking jersey
Gorton's Fisherman by Nickity Nuckity June 7, 2018
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The Gorton's Fisherman
A move that you perform on a chick that seems sexually adventurous. When you are fucking her doggy style you use both of your index fingers to fish hook both sides of her mouth. Wearing a yellow water proof trench coat is optional.
Allen: How was your sexual encounter with Elizabeth?
Me: It was pretty amazing, she totally let me use the Gorton's Fisherman maneuver.
Allen: damn bro i knew i should have taken a swing at her.
Me: It was pretty amazing, she totally let me use the Gorton's Fisherman maneuver.
Allen: damn bro i knew i should have taken a swing at her.
The Gorton's Fisherman by jackburton38 December 8, 2014
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Gordon's Law
The act in which a male with the last name "Gordon" commences finger fornication with a female. Tickling the second brain most commonly found in the vagina.
The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.
The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.
- "Gee Gordon, remember that asian bitch you fingered last month? She's fucking insane now. I think she has fallen victim to Gordon's Law."
- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."
- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."
Gordon's Law by Ebenezer Shittingway November 19, 2010
Gordon's Vodka
Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?
Gordon's Vodka by lizzi May 19, 2005
Jeff Gordon's Garage
-Wow man, I've never seen so many douche bags in one place.
-Yeah, its like Jeff Gordon's Garage in there today.
-Yeah, its like Jeff Gordon's Garage in there today.
Jeff Gordon's Garage by Super_Jew September 4, 2009
Gordon's brown
Any faeces or flatulance resulting in a foul, putrid smell giving one a mental image of the UK's prime minister.
a: Oh my god! I just did a Gordon's Brown, can you smell it!
b: Yeah that thing practically knocked me out!
b: Yeah that thing practically knocked me out!
Gordon's brown by Alex Taylor April 5, 2008
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