lizzi's definitions

kiwi

A furry fruit in dire need of a shaving.

Wait, don't eat that kiwi. Let me shave it for you first.

by lizzi May 20, 2005

mcgyver

1. Of or relating to the show of the same name. Starring Richard Dean Anderson, aka Sexy Beast.

2. To fix or construct something using only the materials at hand, such as a paper clip and a drinking straw. Requires awesome sKILLz.

1. SpikeTV is awesome because they show four hours of Star Trek followed by one hour of McGyver every weekday.

2. I mcgyvered the window so it wouldn't leak anymore.

by lizzi May 20, 2005

Gordon's Vodka

Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?

Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.

by lizzi May 19, 2005

Reveah

A city in Massachusetts, USA. Known mostly for its amusements and skanks. Watch out for the herp, yo.

Don't evah go to fuggen Reveah, you'll get a disEASE.

by lizzi September 25, 2005

meepits

1. A cute little animal that likes Juppie Juice. Can be found on the Neopets game "Meepit Juice Break."
2. Gummi bears soaked in cheap vodka or Bacardi 151. Taste like candy!

1. Wait, I can't talk now, I'm feeding meepits.
2. Dude, that vodka is so vile the only way we can consume it is to make meepits with it.

by lizzi May 19, 2005

beaver genitals

Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.

D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

by lizzi May 20, 2005

girlsex

Sexual acts between two young ladies. They may or may not be in a relationship, and they may or may not even be lesbian or bisexual or even into girls. It doesn't matter. The hottest kind of sex is girlsex.

"Michi...I had girlsex last night!"

by lizzi May 19, 2005