16 definitions by lizzi

kiwi

A furry fruit in dire need of a shaving.

Wait, don't eat that kiwi. Let me shave it for you first.

by lizzi May 19, 2005

up on that

To 'bang,' have sex, or otherwise canoodle with. Presumably another person, a sexy one; but could also be used in an ironic fashion for an object (tangeable or otherwise) which is particularly awesome.

"Man, that girl is hot."
"You wanna get up on that?"

or:

"Holy crap, this song is awesome. I totally want to get up on that."

by lizzi May 18, 2005

fenis

The awkward bulge you get when you sit down while wearing jeans.

Is that your fenis, or are you just happy to see me?

by lizzi May 19, 2005

untz

The sound of the techno porn groove.

You: D00d, those bees are totally doing it.
Me: Untz untz untz untz

by lizzi May 19, 2005

lindsay lohan

She is hot. I would tap that.

"There's Lindsay Lohan. Would you tap that?"
"Yes, yes I would tap that."

by lizzi May 18, 2005

beaver genitals

Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.

D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

by lizzi May 19, 2005

porn groove

The awesome music in a porno. Tacky and delightful. Sounds like untz or bow chicka WOW wow.

dude, this porn groove is classic.

by lizzi May 19, 2005