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gonokakakhackus 

A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa.
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!
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Gookachu 

A chinese man, pokemon, and pikatchu mix with powers of chopsticks.
Did you see that gookachu? His chopsticks attacks were fast as lightning.
Gookachu by Lynchy803 March 29, 2011

gookanese 

The he started yelling in Gookanese.
gookanese by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008
The female version of a man's gooch. The part of spare space between the butt hole and vagina
As hairy as a nun's Gorokan.

Gooch
Gorokan by Jenkins-Gorokan June 3, 2013

gorkakke 

Sebastian Gorka’s sticky waifu pillow after a night of soft-bitching it with a box of wine in the back seat of his four-banger girly car.
Hey Twitter, who wants to Periscope my Gorkakke Party? I just got a new waifu pillow!
gorkakke by ScenarioLENS September 5, 2019

Gookanese 

A word to describe an Asian person when you don’t know his origin; inclusive to all Asian heritages I.e. Chinese, Japanese, etc.
Invented in 1998 by Mike Rista
Look at that Gookanese guy studying for his math exam.
I’m really in the mood for some Gookanese food tonight.
Gookanese by CV11 December 25, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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