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Goroka is the capital of the Eastern Highlands in Papua New Guinea. It’s the seventh most populated town in the country and is about 5,200 feet above sea level (1,600 M). Coffee is the main cash crop here generating most of there revenue
Friend: Wanna go to Goroka?
You: Sure man, I hear their coffee is good.
Goroka by IronSoldier_11 December 14, 2024
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gonokakakhackus 

A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa.
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!
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