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A brownish putrid excretion from the many orifices of Vietnamese people, especially their children.
Oh god its spewing its nasty gookage everywhere.
Gookage by anonymous August 6, 2021
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gookanese 

The he started yelling in Gookanese.
gookanese by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008
Deliberate mispronunciation of the word "Garbage," occasionally used by YouTuber DankPods.
"The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold was GOOBAGE!"
"That screen is pure goobage."
- DankPods
Goobage by Thesnakerox November 26, 2021

Gookanese 

A word to describe an Asian person when you don’t know his origin; inclusive to all Asian heritages I.e. Chinese, Japanese, etc.
Invented in 1998 by Mike Rista
Look at that Gookanese guy studying for his math exam.
I’m really in the mood for some Gookanese food tonight.
Gookanese by CV11 December 25, 2022

gookabetes 

The unfortunate circumstance when a Gook (person of Korean descent) and a diabetic (person without genitalia) cum together to reproduce. The offspring will be automatically diagnosed with gookabetes.

Also refers to a Korean pimp that suffers from diabetes and occasionally severe diabetic nerve pain. This rare combo can result in numerous minor injuries that can derail a career or even a life.
Kai Choi: Why tf are you and DaQwon being such cocks lately.
Rob: It’s not our fault you have gookabetes.

JimmyV: Cuh, that Korean babe Ling is soooo hot!
Sergio: Dude I’d stay away, if you fuck her your child will have gookabetes and there’s no coming back from that.
gookabetes by bliZebarack327 February 24, 2018
having goon like qualities or sumthing that is amusing or entertaining
knocking someone out is goonage
goonage by jhoare December 22, 2008
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