gorker

geek, dork and loser combined into one word.

look at that chick, she is a major gorker!

by Deeelow7 July 20, 2009

gorker

Much like the shocker, only instead of "two in the pink, one in the stink" it is "one in the pink, two in the stink"

Johnny attacked Sallys brown hole and vag with the gorker.

by ChaunceyBillups March 10, 2007

Gorker

Ass shreds; typically small poop particles from an unclean colon.

She stood there on the path grinning and then John approached her and said, “lemme reach into your colon and grab a gorker!”

by Quarkerrrr September 17, 2020

#gorker

A butthole

"Wow look at Gabe's #gorker". "Bgreg has a swollen #gorker"

by Sweetpup May 6, 2018

Dutch gonker

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

Gookertino

An alias for Cupertino, CA. Alluding to it's alarmingly prominent Asian population.

"That chick was so fat, she had more Chins then a Gookertino phonebook."

by SoS Virtue August 8, 2012

Garker

Suburban homosexuals who claim to consume a large amount of cannabis, when they actually don’t.

Person 1: “Man that Dawson kid is really a garker, he smokes a lot of weed!”
Person 2: “Nah, he’s just a pussyboi.”

by psychedelicmonkey June 23, 2018