gorker

geek, dork and loser combined into one word.

look at that chick, she is a major gorker!

gorker by Deeelow7 July 20, 2009

gorker

Much like the shocker, only instead of "two in the pink, one in the stink" it is "one in the pink, two in the stink"

Johnny attacked Sallys brown hole and vag with the gorker.

gorker by ChaunceyBillups March 10, 2007

Gorker

Ass shreds; typically small poop particles from an unclean colon.

She stood there on the path grinning and then John approached her and said, “lemme reach into your colon and grab a gorker!”

Gorker by Quarkerrrr September 17, 2020

Dutch gonker 

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

Gookertino

An alias for Cupertino, CA. Alluding to it's alarmingly prominent Asian population.

"That chick was so fat, she had more Chins then a Gookertino phonebook."

Gookertino by SoS Virtue August 8, 2012

Garker 

Suburban homosexuals who claim to consume a large amount of cannabis, when they actually don’t.

Person 1: “Man that Dawson kid is really a garker, he smokes a lot of weed!”
Person 2: “Nah, he’s just a pussyboi.”

Garker by psychedelicmonkey June 23, 2018

gorkem 

An incredibly handsome and charming turkish boy. In front of a gorkem, one will have a desire to wear only their cutest intimates. A gorkem is also one of the smartest, wittiest homo sapiens to roam the planet. BEWARE: gorkems are known to steal hearts at the most unexpected of times.

Girl 1: You are so lucky, your boyfriend is a gorkem.

Girl 2: I know!

gorkem by ErinY. July 20, 2008